Several months go by and he's just diggin' it, livin' off the land, groovin' with the wildlife and all that. But one night there's a knock on his door. He opens it to find this big ol' mountain man standing there.
"Hey, I'm yer neighbor from a couple few miles away. Wanted to see if ya wanna come to my christmas party next week."
"Well hey!" says Charlie, "I haven't seen any people for quite some time, I think I'd like that!"
"Gotta warn ya tho," the man says, " there's gonna be some heavy drankin' goin' on."
"Hey man," says Charlie, "that's fine with me, I can hold my own!"
"Yeah, well, probably gonna be a mess o' fightin' too" the man says, "good bit of bloodshed."
"Um, ya know," says Charlie, "I just stay outta the way, if it's all the same to you."
"Yeah, okay," says the man, "one more thing: there's gonna be tons of sex, everywhere, wild sex."
"Ha!" laughed Charlie, "yeah buddy, I'm all about that! Been a helluva long time! Yes sir, it sounds like a good time, what should I bring with me?"
"Oh, it don't much matter," says the man, "just gonna be you and me."