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neverstop66
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#13159 3 years, 5 months ago
Whats the difference between a high school reunion and a hockey game?


At a hockey game you see fast pucks.
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mrh
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#13178 3 years, 5 months ago
An old man and old woman are standing in the lobby of an old folks home. The man says to the woman, "Guess how old I am." The woman unzips the man's fly, reaches inside, feels around for moment and then says, "You're seventy-five years old."

The old man's floored. "That's absolutely right!" he says, "How'd you know?"

"You told me yesterday", the woman replies.
sandee823
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Ohh mama, aint it good to be alive

Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#13684 3 years, 5 months ago
Lynx wrote:
What did the elephant say to the naked man?


"Dude! You breath through that thing?!"




Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
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deadforlife
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#13706 3 years, 5 months ago
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb??













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MusicMagic
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Grateful for the Music!

Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#14870 3 years, 5 months ago
Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road?.........



Didn't Have the Guts!
Let the Beauty We Love Be what we Do....Rumi
sandee823
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Ohh mama, aint it good to be alive

Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#14955 3 years, 5 months ago
MusicMagic wrote:
Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road?.........

Didn't Have the Guts!


Oh my. I love this- bad jokes are the best jokes in my book.
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brobnsita
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#14963 3 years, 5 months ago
Two atoms are walking down the street. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
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sandee823
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Ohh mama, aint it good to be alive

Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#14964 3 years, 5 months ago
brobnsita wrote:
Two atoms are walking down the street. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"


And you called me a nerd
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sandee823
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#14967 3 years, 5 months ago
Chester wrote:
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "does this taste funny to you?". : )


What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?



Wipe his butt
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brobnsita
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#14968 3 years, 5 months ago
sandee823 wrote:
brobnsita wrote:
Two atoms are walking down the street. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"


And you called me a nerd


we can be nerds together
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