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Colorado Greg
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12549 3 years, 3 months ago
Two old guys are sitting on a park bench, watching this dog lick himself, well you know where. The first old guy says, "Boy I wish I could do that". The other old guy responds "You might want to pet him first!"
Light up or leave me alone!
sandee823
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Ohh mama, aint it good to be alive

Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12553 3 years, 3 months ago
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

(drum roll...)

1, but the light bulb has to really want to change



A bad joke, but i will never forget it and it always makes me giggle. Thanks for starting this thread!!!!!
This family has opened my eyes to so much in the world. For that, I am and will remain forever grateful.
My freedoms in the fire, i want to take me higher....free my soul
brobnsita
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12555 3 years, 3 months ago
sandee823 wrote:
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

(drum roll...)

1, but the light bulb has to really want to change



A bad joke, but i will never forget it and it always makes me giggle. Thanks for starting this thread!!!!!


ha! nerd
laughin in her eyes, dancin in her feet
sandee823
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Posts:59
Ohh mama, aint it good to be alive

Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12556 3 years, 3 months ago
brobnsita wrote:
sandee823 wrote:
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

(drum roll...)

1, but the light bulb has to really want to change



A bad joke, but i will never forget it and it always makes me giggle. Thanks for starting this thread!!!!!


ha! nerd


haha- get back to work!
This family has opened my eyes to so much in the world. For that, I am and will remain forever grateful.
My freedoms in the fire, i want to take me higher....free my soul
Colorado Greg
Junior Boarder
Posts:84

Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12557 3 years, 3 months ago
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Hey let's go ride bikes!
Light up or leave me alone!
sandee823
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Posts:59
Ohh mama, aint it good to be alive

Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12560 3 years, 3 months ago
What does the dyslexic atheist think about before he falls asleep at night?

Is there really a dog out there?
This family has opened my eyes to so much in the world. For that, I am and will remain forever grateful.
My freedoms in the fire, i want to take me higher....free my soul
brobnsita
Junior Boarder
Posts:99
i'm in the world to change the world

Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12561 3 years, 3 months ago
how much does a pirate pay for corn?

a buccaneer!
laughin in her eyes, dancin in her feet
Last Edit: 3 years, 3 months ago by brobnsita.
brobnsita
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i'm in the world to change the world

Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12567 3 years, 3 months ago
sandee823 wrote:
brobnsita wrote:
sandee823 wrote:
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

(drum roll...)

1, but the light bulb has to really want to change



A bad joke, but i will never forget it and it always makes me giggle. Thanks for starting this thread!!!!!


ha! nerd


haha- get back to work!


i'm trying, but it's a bad day for focusing! can we leave early and go to hh?
laughin in her eyes, dancin in her feet
sandee823
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Posts:59
Ohh mama, aint it good to be alive

Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12570 3 years, 3 months ago
I was gonna sneal out for 45 mins to grab a beer at ginas. Wanna go?
This family has opened my eyes to so much in the world. For that, I am and will remain forever grateful.
My freedoms in the fire, i want to take me higher....free my soul
brobnsita
Junior Boarder
Posts:99
i'm in the world to change the world

Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12611 3 years, 3 months ago
sandee823 wrote:
I was gonna sneal out for 45 mins to grab a beer at ginas. Wanna go?


nothin like a loose cannon to break up the work day a little! thank you, it's just what i needed
laughin in her eyes, dancin in her feet
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