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Lynx
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Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12361 3 years, 6 months ago
...when a flasher came along. He opened up his trench coat and flashed the first old lady and she had a stroke. Then he flashed the second old lady and she had a stroke too. Then he flashed the third old lady but she didn't have a stroke. Ya know why?

















Her arms weren't long enough.

Ok your turn..... (to tell a joke, not to have a stroke)
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LDowling
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12367 3 years, 6 months ago
HA!!!! Took me a second
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12375 3 years, 6 months ago
Love the intellectual discourse on this site!
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Lynx
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12380 3 years, 6 months ago
You don't like jokes?
Lynx
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12386 3 years, 6 months ago
If you'd rather discuss particle-wave duality and how it relates to the seemingly mutually exclusive nature of the theories of Newtonian physics and electromagnetism and whether or not the two will ever be unified into a G.O.D. I'm all for it. Please don't condescend...it demeans us both.
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12389 3 years, 6 months ago
Wasn't condescending, my friend. Merely pulling your leg.
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Lynx
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12390 3 years, 6 months ago
Ok. Sorry I got defensive so quick. My bad.
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12392 3 years, 6 months ago
Can't blame you. Cyberspace can be brutal.
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12431 3 years, 6 months ago
Did you hear about the gay bank robber?


He tied up the safe and blew the guard lol
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Re: Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

#12497 3 years, 6 months ago
OMG HE TOLD A JOKE ABOUT OLD LADIES HAVING A STROKE!!!!!

UNKIND!!!!

BAD KARMA!!!!

OFFENSIVE!!!!

Better hope PMMoonbeam or whoever doesn't see this thread...lmao.


A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.

Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist."
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