"im gonna make him an offer he cant refuse"

"Ok princess, that's it, the fairytale is over...WELCOME TO REAL LIFE!...You want this hot air machine? -YOU CARRY IT!"

Bill Pullman as Lonestar, in "Spaceballs"...as he throws her giant-ass hair dryer down into the sand.....

Christmas Vacation:

The most enjoying traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath.

Wundurland wrote:


I hear it! It's a little squeaky noise!

You couldn't hear a dumptruck driving through a nitro glycerin plant!

Is Rusty still in the Navy?

While driving asleep...
"Oh Sparky, turn off the tv and come to bed."
National Lampoons vacation

Hangover 2
Mr. CHow..."You know, sometime you do blow your heart stop. Read a book!"

Mr. CHow.."Did you die?"

"Why don't you bore a hole in yourself + let the sap run out?"

-Groucho Marx, "Horse Feathers"-

From The Goonies:

Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

HEY YOU GUY'S! -Sloth ^^^^^ I love The Goonies!

Don't be telling me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin master. Pulp Fiction.

Them are makin a pornagraphic movie. Texas style. Wild at Heart.

Them are dummies. Dummy! Wild at Heart.

Sire You look like the piss boy...AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BUCKET OF SHIT ! History Of The World

chong: Hey, hey don't take those, man.
cheech: ...Wha?
chong: I almost gave you the wrong shit, man.
cheech: Hey, man, I already took 'em, man.
chong: Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo...
cheech: Hey, whaddaya mean "ho ho ho ho ho"?
chong: Oh... HU-WOW, MAN!
cheech: Hey, what was in that shit, man?
chong: You just did the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
cheech: Hey, man, I never had no acid before, man.
chong: Jeez, I hope you're not busy for about a month...
cheech: Hey I've seen those guys walking around my neighborhood that took too much acid, man. The one guy, his head's swelled up like a pumpkin...
chong:No, that's good acid, man.