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newyawker
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

#125700 2 years, 5 months ago
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.


Doc Holliday: Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

Billy Clanton: [as Doc Holliday is drunkenly playing a somber piece on the saloon piano, Clanton speaks, just as drunkenly] Is that "Old Dog Trey? Sounds like "Old Dog Trey."
Doc Holliday: Pardon?
Billy Clanton: Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". Stephen stinking Foster.
Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
Billy Clanton: A which?
Doc Holliday: You know, Frederic fucking Chopin.
'Nothin left to do but smile smile smile'
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

#125833 2 years, 5 months ago
Ghostbusters (watched it last night)

Stantz: You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
Spengler: I blame myself.
Venkman: So do I.
Stantz: Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
Venkman: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
...was staring at the little blotch of sunshine with a special intensity, considering lying down in it.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

#125844 2 years, 5 months ago
Oh Yeah, a buffer. The family had a lot of buffers.

Willie Cicci

buff-ahs
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

#125874 2 years, 5 months ago
Josey: You be Ten Bears?
Ten Bears: I am Ten Bears.
Josey: (spits tobacco) I'm Josey Wales.
Ten Bears: I have heard. You're the Gray Rider. You would not make peace with the Blue Coats. You may go in peace.
Josey: I reckon not. Got nowhere to go.
Ten Bears: Then you will die.
Josey: I came here to die with you. Or live with you. Dying ain't so hard for men like you and me, it's living that's hard; when all you ever cared about has been butchered or raped. Governments don't live together, people live together. With governments you don't always get a fair word or a fair fight. Well I've come here to give you either one, or get either one from you. I came here like this so you'll know my word of death is true. And that my word of life is then true. The bear lives here, the wolf, the antelope, the Comanche. And so will we. Now, we'll only hunt what we need to live on, same as the Comanche does. And every spring when the grass turns green and the Comanche moves north, he can rest here in peace, butcher some of our cattle and jerk beef for the journey. The sign of the Comanche, that will be on our lodge. That's my word of life.
Ten Bears: And your word of death?
Josey: It's here in my pistols, there in your rifles. I'm here for either one.
Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have.
Josey: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.
Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double-tongues. There is iron in your word of death for all Comanche to see. And so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron, it must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life. (he takes his knife and cuts his hand. Josey does the same and they grasp each others hand.) So shall it be.
Can't talk to you without talkin' to me. Were guilty of the same ol' things.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

#125906 2 years, 5 months ago
Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon 2 (?)

"They fuck you at the drivethru!"
Can't talk to you without talkin' to me. Were guilty of the same ol' things.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

#126829 2 years, 5 months ago
Can't imagine why all the political robocalls I'm being inundated with because of today's primary brought this Life of Brian scene to mind:

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea!
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

#126831 2 years, 5 months ago
Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in.
Takin' it in stride!
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...they probably take care of themselves

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

#126899 2 years, 5 months ago
Monty Python, The Meaning of Life - Sex Instructor Scene -

Humphrey: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices?
Pupils: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Humphrey: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Watson: R - rubbing the clitoris, sir?
Humphrey: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir?
Humphrey: Good. Good. Well done, Wymer.
Pupil: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.
Humphrey: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?
Pupil: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.
Humphrey: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Watson: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

#126901 2 years, 5 months ago
Ok, since were on a Monty Python run,

Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.



Man: Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!
Customer: What flavour is it?
Man: It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird . .. it's not any bloody flavour. Albatross!
Customer: Do you get wafers with it?
Man: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Albatross!
Customer: How much is it?
Man: Ninepence.
Customer: I'll have two please.
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amusingdeva
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

#126924 2 years, 5 months ago
Not a movie but my favorite Monty Python skit.
(I seem to have an issue staying on topic, first posting about vegetables under the candy thread and now a non-movie link under movie quotes ....)


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SunshineSue
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

#129195 2 years, 5 months ago
John Belushi, Animal House:

Bluto, after being expelled: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

#129212 2 years, 5 months ago
SunshineSue wrote:
John Belushi, Animal House:

Bluto, after being expelled: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.


Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
I'm a zit. Get it?
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