DETECTIVE: Hey, don't tell me this shit's getting to you. Not Harry Callahan. Say it ain't so.

CALLAHAN: No, this stuff isn't getting to me, the shootings, the knifings, the beatings, old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks, teachers being thrown out of a fourth floor window because they don't give A's. That doesn't bother me a bit.

DETECTIVE: Come on Harry, take it easy.

CALLAHAN: Or this job either, having to wade through the scum of this city, being swept away by bigger and bigger waves of corruption, apathy and red tape. No, that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me?

DETECTIVE: What?

CALLAHAN: You know what makes me really sick to my stomach?

DETECTIVE: What?!

CALLAHAN: It's watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody... I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog.

being from the Boston area...I do!

"Is that you John Wayne, is this me??"

- Joker

From "The Outlaw Josey Wales"

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"

"A mans got to know his limitations"
"Aim small miss small"
"what is your major malfunction?didnt mommy and daddy love you enough"

Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.
--Airplane--

Bob: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Peter: I wouldn't say I've been "missing" it, Bob.

-Office Space-

teafortexas wrote:


Bad news the fog is getting thicker....and leon's getting larger.......

Have you ever spent any time in a Turkish prison?

What kind of plane is it?................... Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't! LISTEN KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Go Bill!

Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

One Eyed Jacks
Starring Marlon Brando as Rio
Chapter 2: the cantina scene after Rio escapes from the Mexician prison

Emery: "well, Harvey Johnson is Gunna be a famous name round these parts.
You're gunna got yourself killed by a man named Rio."

Pause. Harv glances over his shoulder.

Harv: "That ain't him."

Emery chuckles softly: "it ain't, Huh?

I wouldn't want to lose me a handful of brains tryin to find out now, Would you Harv?"

Then take a valium like a normal person. - Desperately Seeking Susan

Fuck Fuck Fucketty Fuck Fuck Fuck - 3 Weddings and a Funeral

All of the Maltese Falcon, especially You'll take it when you're slapped, you'll take it and like it

Groucho Marx I don't remember packing you boys

"Just when I think I'm out, They Pull Me Back in!"

We'regonna need a bigger boat-Jaws
Never get out of the boat-Apocalypse Now
Who's in charge around here?-Aint you?-Apocalypse Now