Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
Man: Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!
Customer: What flavour is it?
Man: It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird . .. it's not any bloody flavour. Albatross!
Customer: Do you get wafers with it?
Man: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Albatross!
Customer: How much is it?
Customer: I'll have two please.
I can't come down, I've been set free.
Who you are, and what you do,
don't make no difference to me.