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stricken
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Re: I declare this masturbation week!

#120734 2 years, 5 months ago
I think Capt Tony must be in the dog house this week with his old lady.

Gotta share this story with all of you.
I went to a docters office this week it was the first visit there. In the waiting room on the shelf are these 3 carved wooden monkeys.
Underneath is a sign that states i have trained monkeys who can fly and im not afriad to use them. So at this point im wondering if im in DR.Capt Tonys office and im now wondering if i sould run as fast as i can or stick around.
Well i stuck around mostley cause i was getting charged either way. So finaly i get called into the office thinking maybe its Capt Tony well i was let down it, He was a ringer for ben franklin. I asked him if he ever heard of the greatful dead and his reply was who? I just said nevermind.
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scar1et_f1re
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Posts:4900
R U Kind?

Re: I declare this masturbation week!

#120777 2 years, 5 months ago
Denver Man wrote:
SunshineSue wrote:
Only a week?!


Hahaha The Year of the Masturbator!


Only a year?
FFF! Family is Forever!!!

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
WayfaringDreamer
Junior Boarder
Posts:60

Re: I declare this masturbation week!

#120788 2 years, 5 months ago
Feels a little sticky in here!
volare
Senior Boarder
Posts:501

Re: I declare this masturbation week!

#120813 2 years, 5 months ago
ummmmm....does this mean that I should not have been masturbating while reading the forum last week??
The Sailor, coming out again, the lady fairly leapt at him.
That's how it stands today. You decide if he was wise.
teafortexas
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Posts:755
Dancin on a pin

Re: I declare this masturbation week!

#120840 2 years, 5 months ago
Pet that Dolphin
Everybody is either making love...Or else expecting rain
captaintony
Platinum Boarder
Posts:3691

Re: I declare this masturbation week!

#120850 2 years, 5 months ago
teafortexas wrote:
Pet that Dolphin


lol
captaintony
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Posts:3691

Re: I declare this masturbation week!

#120851 2 years, 5 months ago
stricken wrote:
I think Capt Tony must be in the dog house this week with his old lady.

Gotta share this story with all of you.
I went to a docters office this week it was the first visit there. In the waiting room on the shelf are these 3 carved wooden monkeys.
Underneath is a sign that states i have trained monkeys who can fly and im not afriad to use them. So at this point im wondering if im in DR.Capt Tonys office and im now wondering if i sould run as fast as i can or stick around.
Well i stuck around mostley cause i was getting charged either way. So finaly i get called into the office thinking maybe its Capt Tony well i was let down it, He was a ringer for ben franklin. I asked him if he ever heard of the greatful dead and his reply was who? I just said nevermind.


you give me too much credit. Would you really want me in the medical profession? I have always wanted to be a gynecologist, but I guess the authorities frown on that when you don't have a license to practice.
Anyway, when you said Ben Franklin, I immediately thought of that Philly Road Trip cover.
neverstop66
Platinum Boarder
Posts:2730

Re: I declare this masturbation week!

#120884 2 years, 5 months ago
Bilbo wrote:
Dude, really? Get a grip!

Im pretty sure he has a firm grip on it right now.
neverstop66
Platinum Boarder
Posts:2730

Re: I declare this masturbation week!

#120886 2 years, 5 months ago
I like to touch myself while looking at smiley face #9. It reminds me of my blow up doll.
neverstop66
Platinum Boarder
Posts:2730

Re: I declare this masturbation week!

#120889 2 years, 5 months ago
Bilbo wrote:
Dude, really? Get a grip!

This could be a case for the kangaroo court.
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