^^^hahahah that reminds me one time idk where no way in hell i could remember the city but some dude had locked himself in a stall...was completely freaking out, totally lost his marbles...he would open the door every 30 seconds then freak again and close it and people were trying to calm him down it was really too much
That reminded me of my favorite episode of It's Always Sunny, when Frank freaks out on acid in the McPoyle's motorhome bathroom. He is reliving his Woodstock experience, when he was stuck in a port-o-pot for the entire three days.
As for me:
If we don't count the show when Weir remembered all the lyrics to Truckin', my weirdest moment was the long-haired naked dude standing in the middle of the floor at Hampton about 83 or 84.
Some said he was pleasuring himself, but I didn't notice that. He was just standing spread Eagle looking up at the ceiling.