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LBDowling
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Newt in the Sky with Diamonds....

#116641 2 years, 5 months ago
DHL just posted this on facebook... had to share

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Re: Newt in the Sky with Diamonds....

#116643 2 years, 5 months ago
Newt Gingrich in LSD Shocker
By Earl Dugen 26/01/2012 10:55:00

Newt Gingrich wants to be the LSD chomping next President of the United States Newt Gingrich wants to be the LSD chomping next President of the United States

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Republican presidential hopeful, Newt Gingrich could be derailed by his most recent campaign video after it was revealed he took over six tabs of LSD before filming.

"I remember Newt in his trailer before the filming started, he was scooting along the floor talking about blue bubbles and mini mee dragons," Johnson Arnolds, a key grip on the campaign shoot told CBS news.

Things got really weird when Newt got onto the set and started talking.

"He was talking some really weird shit. We tried to tell him to keep to the script but the little rascal kept goofing around with that nonsense shit. In the end we just called it a day and four people had to escort Newt to his trailer because he thought he was on the surface of the moon," director, Timmy Olsen, revealed.


Some voters have actually applauded Gingrich for his drug taking: "I think he's cool now. I was at Woodstock, and I know what it's like to take some bad acid. Man, I was tripping for three weeks solid after that, dang nearly hospitalised me."

There are calls for Mr Gingrich to be investigated by Drug Enforcement agents, as he was seen taking over six LSD tabs before the shoot.

Although he may have acquired a bad batch of acid, and it may have fried his brains permanently, he was still able to conduct himself well at a recent Republican rally in Wisconsin on Tuesday.

"Newt needs help because the acid literally fried his brain. He can't string a coherent sentence together, I know Bush couldn't either, but this is worse," a Republican campaign manager told Fox News.

Newt's ex-wife was not available for comment.
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Re: Newt in the Sky with Diamonds....

#116666 2 years, 5 months ago
Brilliant!
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Re: Newt in the Sky with Diamonds....

#116668 2 years, 5 months ago
I think he is making more sense than he usally does.
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Re: Newt in the Sky with Diamonds....

#117371 2 years, 5 months ago
I like him much better this way. Any dem going to the next debate needs to bring wildflowers & a basket of peaches... Maybe some frilly panties...
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Re: Newt in the Sky with Diamonds....

#117390 2 years, 5 months ago
Little Bear
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...they probably take care of themselves

Re: Newt in the Sky with Diamonds....

#117398 2 years, 5 months ago
I for-one think its a Disgraceful tragedy that Newt Gingrich indulges in that Foul Chemical, Does he not Realize that he Could kill Himself That he Once new??
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Re: Newt in the Sky with Diamonds....

#117402 2 years, 5 months ago
Little Bear wrote:
I for-one think its a Disgraceful tragedy that Newt Gingrich indulges in that Foul Chemical, Does he not Realize that he Could kill Himself That he Once new??


But all he took was a drop or two. I mean how much can that effect a person? It can fit on the head of a pin for goodness sakes.
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...they probably take care of themselves

Re: Newt in the Sky with Diamonds....

#117407 2 years, 5 months ago
Some might say on the point of a needle

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