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gr8fuljen
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Christmas Humor Hilarious IMHO

#102993 2 years, 7 months ago
This post comes from one of my favorite people in the whole world. Every year I get one and he never ceases to amaze me with his wordsmithing...Enjoy:

Well, it's that time again. Pesky visions of some sort of hallucinatory sugar plum dancing among the neurons, smells of things cooking that you only eat once a year (with good reason), cell phone wielding mini-van pilots exceeding the speed limit as they veer and reel towards that final, best, just perfect "thing" for a last minute guest or forgotten family member. Joy to the world but get the hell out of my way. BUT, once the bottom line comes in and some retail record or another is announced as broken, may there be a moment of peace in all your lives before the frothing hoard starts macing, tazing and shooting their way to the front of the return line. Happy Holidayz.
Last Edit: 2 years, 7 months ago by gr8fuljen.
gr8fuljen
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Re: Christmas Humor Hilarious IMHO

#103034 2 years, 7 months ago
Bump for a chuckle
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