I walked in on my girlfriend watching the Food Network. I asked her, "Why are you watching that, it never makes your cooking any better?" She says to me, "Why do you watch porn?"

i saw this last night on my Google+ stream.

Not exactly a joke but this link of humorous auto correct conversations had me laughing this morning.

damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-funn...of-dyacs-first-year/

SunshineSue wrote:



There are so many good videos made in this format. Love the voices. Here's one I can relate to, and hopefully you'll find funny.
Some truth here

One day A little 9 yearold Boy walks into a Whore house Carrying a dead frog hanging on a string and Says to the Madam, Ma'am I would like a hooker, But not just any girl, She has to have herpies, Well, Okay she says, But please tell me... Why does she need to have herpies?

Because When I get home and my parents go to the movies like every friday night, I will make love to the Babysitter, Just like I do every friday night, And she'll get herpie,
And when my parents get back my dad will make love to the baby sitter, Just like he always does then He'll have herpies,
And after he sends her home he will make love to my Mom, Then she'll have herpies,

So Saturday morning when my Dad is Golfing and She makes love to the Milk man, He will have Herpies,



AND THATS the MotherFucker who ran over my Frog!

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing shorts made out of cling wrap.. The doctor took one look at him and said "I can clearly see your nuts"

A fish swims into a wall and says..."DAM!!".

A mushroom walks into a bar, and sits down. The bartender comes over, and says to him, "sorry, we don't serve your kind here".
The mushroom turns to him and says, "why not? I'm a fun guy".

Not exactly a joke, but a great bit for bugs bunny fans (sorry eco and others w/o youtube).

Two drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face"

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Knock knock
Who's there?
"spell"
Spell Who





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