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GratefulDad420
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#110978 2 years, 8 months ago
I walked in on my girlfriend watching the Food Network. I asked her, "Why are you watching that, it never makes your cooking any better?" She says to me, "Why do you watch porn?"
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volare
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#111011 2 years, 8 months ago
i saw this last night on my Google+ stream.


StupidPeople.jpeg
The Sailor, coming out again, the lady fairly leapt at him.
That's how it stands today. You decide if he was wise.
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amusingdeva
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#111051 2 years, 8 months ago
Not exactly a joke but this link of humorous auto correct conversations had me laughing this morning.

damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-funn...of-dyacs-first-year/
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I am Lobar speaking to you from the future

Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#112656 2 years, 8 months ago
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I am Lobar speaking to you from the future

Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#112712 2 years, 8 months ago
SunshineSue wrote:
^^^Ick.

Try this instead:




There are so many good videos made in this format. Love the voices. Here's one I can relate to, and hopefully you'll find funny.
Some truth here

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Little Bear
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...they probably take care of themselves

Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#112818 2 years, 8 months ago
One day A little 9 yearold Boy walks into a Whore house Carrying a dead frog hanging on a string and Says to the Madam, Ma'am I would like a hooker, But not just any girl, She has to have herpies, Well, Okay she says, But please tell me... Why does she need to have herpies?

Because When I get home and my parents go to the movies like every friday night, I will make love to the Babysitter, Just like I do every friday night, And she'll get herpie,
And when my parents get back my dad will make love to the baby sitter, Just like he always does then He'll have herpies,
And after he sends her home he will make love to my Mom, Then she'll have herpies,

So Saturday morning when my Dad is Golfing and She makes love to the Milk man, He will have Herpies,



AND THATS the MotherFucker who ran over my Frog!
~God bless the Hampton Inn~ ~And You~
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Lynx3000
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#112845 2 years, 8 months ago
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing shorts made out of cling wrap.. The doctor took one look at him and said "I can clearly see your nuts"
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Gr8fullBear
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#112925 2 years, 8 months ago
A fish swims into a wall and says..."DAM!!".
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#112926 2 years, 8 months ago
A mushroom walks into a bar, and sits down. The bartender comes over, and says to him, "sorry, we don't serve your kind here".
The mushroom turns to him and says, "why not? I'm a fun guy".
I can't come down, it's plain to see.
I can't come down, I've been set free.
Who you are, and what you do,
don't make no difference to me.
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scar1et_f1re
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R U Kind?

Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#113795 2 years, 8 months ago
Not exactly a joke, but a great bit for bugs bunny fans (sorry eco and others w/o youtube).




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May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
Gr8fullBear
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#114075 2 years, 8 months ago
Two drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#114111 2 years, 8 months ago
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face"

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Knock knock
Who's there?
"spell"
Spell Who





"w" "h" "o"
FFF! Family is Forever!!!

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
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