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DL1943
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#110707 2 years, 7 months ago
whats the warmest organ in a dead girl's body?




my cock!






whats the worst part about camping with children?




the long, lonely drive home




whats round and rhymes with snoop?





dr dre!






whats the worst part about underage sex?





cleaning the blood out of the clown suit when you're done







what do you get when you cut a dead baby with a straight razor?






an erection!
SunshineSue
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Posts:31380
Life is sweeter for this!

Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#110729 2 years, 7 months ago
^^^Ick.

Try this instead:

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Island Head
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#110746 2 years, 7 months ago
Bob & Jerry Jokes

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Gr8fullBear
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#110877 2 years, 7 months ago
Where's the best place to hide money from a wookie?


Under the soap.





What do you call 50 hippies sky diving at the same time?


Acid rain.







What body part gets mentioned most often when soking weed?

Ear.







What does Pabst Blue Ribbon have in common with having sex in a canoe?

Either way its fu*king damn near water!
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will work for doses
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I am Lobar speaking to you from the future

Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#110907 2 years, 7 months ago
Ok, here's one I made up:

Why did the lesbian have to flip a coin?

Because Melissa Etheridge and the Indigo Girls were both in town the same night.
Lynx3000
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#110918 2 years, 7 months ago
A pony walks in to a bar and says: "AH-Hem! Excuse me I'm a little horse."
Last Edit: 2 years, 7 months ago by Lynx3000.
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Chester
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More or less in line

Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#110931 2 years, 7 months ago
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "does this taste funny to you"?
I can't come down, it's plain to see.
I can't come down, I've been set free.
Who you are, and what you do,
don't make no difference to me.
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GratefulDad420
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#110969 2 years, 7 months ago
How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in tents.
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GratefulDad420
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#110978 2 years, 7 months ago
I walked in on my girlfriend watching the Food Network. I asked her, "Why are you watching that, it never makes your cooking any better?" She says to me, "Why do you watch porn?"
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volare
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#111011 2 years, 7 months ago
i saw this last night on my Google+ stream.


StupidPeople.jpeg
The Sailor, coming out again, the lady fairly leapt at him.
That's how it stands today. You decide if he was wise.
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