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83msg1sttyme
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#104278 2 years, 7 months ago
how do you make anti freeze?
you steal her nitegown
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
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captaintony
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#104281 2 years, 7 months ago
How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.
83msg1sttyme
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#104284 2 years, 7 months ago
captaintony wrote:
How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.
im not so sure every hire a plumber ? those guys dont have hearts so i dont think they can cry
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
Last Edit: 2 years, 7 months ago by 83msg1sttyme.
83msg1sttyme
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#104285 2 years, 7 months ago
whats black and white and red and goes real fast in circles?
a nun in a blender
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
Last Edit: 2 years, 7 months ago by 83msg1sttyme.
83msg1sttyme
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#104288 2 years, 7 months ago
whats grosser than gross?
finding a used condom at the bottom of a mayo jar
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
captaintony
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#104290 2 years, 7 months ago
83msg1sttyme wrote:
whats grosser than gross?
finding a used condom at the bottom of a mayo jar


now, that's nasty.
captaintony
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#104292 2 years, 7 months ago
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

The captains log.
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83msg1sttyme
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#104293 2 years, 7 months ago
the teacher told all the kids to bring in something for show and tell .well little johnny said "im gonna bring in my turtle" next day teacher asks johnny wheres the turtle .johnny replies" while coming to school i dropped him and a car ran over his ass "the teacher told johnny "we dont say ass we say rectum" to which johnny said "rectum? it fucking killed him"

well thats it for me folks dont forget to tip the staff and try the veal i hear its great ,ya dont have to go home but ya cant stay here
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
Last Edit: 2 years, 7 months ago by 83msg1sttyme.
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captaintony
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#104296 2 years, 7 months ago
83msg1sttyme wrote:
the teacher told all the kids to bring in something for show and tell .well little johnny said "im gonna bring in my turtle" next day teacher asks johnny wheres the turtle .johnny replies" while coming to school i dropped him and a car ran over his ass "the teacher told johnny "we dont say ass we say rectum" to which johnny said "rectum? it fucking killed him"

well thats it for me folks dont forget to tip the staff and try the veal i hear its great ,ya dont have to go home but ya cant stay here


hey. where ya all from? Toledo, huh? Newlyweds? Give em round of applause. Kudos to the chef tonight folks, the veal is to die for. Next up is a beer drinking, chain smoking monkey from Kalamazoo.
83msg1sttyme
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Re: Heard any good jokes lately? Any bad ones?

#104300 2 years, 7 months ago
damm i hope somebody tapes that and puts it on youtube i got to head out to bed nite all
If i told ya all that went down,it would burn off both your ears
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