"Introducing (chi-chi-chi-chia) Chia Obama. This Chia Obama is a special edition and a collectors item. Just spread the seeds, water, and watch it grow. Your Chia Obama is a symbol of liberty, opportunity, prosperity and hope. Chia Obama makes the statement: I'm proud to be an American. Display it on your desk, in your home, at your school. Own a piece of Americana. Show pride and support with Chia Obama (chi-chi-chi-chia). Chia Obama makes a great gift.
Funny bit right? I thought so.
But it was an actual commercial. 19.95 + $7.95 shipping and handling.
You can also get a Chia George Washington, Chia Abe Lincoln, and Chia Statue of Liberty.
Bet that Chia Obama sells well down south and among the tea party crowd.