Hey now!
Kind Fam, I need some help getting into the Ogden show. I've got the rest of the run in hand, got the time off 3 jobs, and a serious need to dance. Oh, and I got cash.
Now all I need is a ticket or two, and this chair, and this paddleball, and that's all I need.
Can ya help a Sista out?

I know how hard these tix are to come by, but I also know that 30 years of good ticket karma will be rewarded with this show. Want to help it along?